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Subject: Stewart Francis JOKES!
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kizzit 20.06.11 - 02:44am
Some Examples 0f The Work 0f Canadian Comedian, Stewart Francis.. I Dare Ya Not To Laugh!! 
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kizzit 20.06.11 - 02:54am
When I Was Younger, I Really Wanted a Skateboard; But My Parents Couldnt Afford 0ne... So 0ne Morning I Woke Up Early +Went To The Garage. I Got Some Wood +Some Nails. . . . And Beat My Parents To Death. . . . . My Foster Parents Bought Me 5 Skateboards. *
kizzit 20.06.11 - 03:00am
My Neighbour is in The Guinness Book 0f World Records.. He's Had 43 Concussions. He Lives Very Close. In Fact, Just a Stones-Throw Away; But Thats Not The Point. *
kizzit 20.06.11 - 03:05am
The 0ther Day, in The Park, I Was Wondering Why Frizbees Look Bigger+Bigger As They Get Closer To You. . . . Then it Hit Me. *
kizzit 20.06.11 - 03:09am
Recently, Ive Been Thinking 0f Writing a Mystery Novel . . . . . 0r Hav I? *
kizzit 20.06.11 - 03:44am
MoneyWise, Im Set For LIFE! ..Providing I Die Next Tuesday. *
kizzit 20.06.11 - 04:10am
This Joke is For My Dad, Who Has Just Died. He Was a Roofer. . . So.. Dad, if you're up there.. *
kizzit 20.06.11 - 04:15am
My Counsellor Says That I've Got an Unhealthy Pre-occupation With Vengeance. . . . We'll See About That.. *
kizzit 20.06.11 - 04:20am
He Says.. My Wife And I Have Decided We Dont Want Children. . . . If Anyone Does, We Can Drop Them 0ff Tomorrow. *
